I always plan really cute movie nights with myself but then I fall asleep
it’s okay for guys to say what preference they have for girls but once I say i pretty much only like white guys people want to crucify me
i act so different around some people and it makes me mad like no no no this is not me u don’t understand
ICED TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND
LIFE GUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN
towels imported form turkey
and turkey imported from maine
wheres your passion
Gonna relax and renew
every black family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I wonder why it’s just us though?
what i actually said:
what my parents heard:
i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
So when is the nine line ever open? Because everytime I call, they’re always closed.
Like wtf, I thought they were a 24 hour service.
People’s problems don’t just disappear after 7 PM.
Does anyone know if there’s a 24 hour nine line?
I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up